Trinket90, perfect friend
Fish and humor he does not lack
Kensoux did his duty
went to Iraq and then came back
Phactorri runs on soya energy
Eco-friendly that's a phact
CJ Burgundy's voluptuous bust
Never fails to distract

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(*grope*) (Oh snap yo!)
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
Kisai is a living hero
she turns all the bad things right
Esoterik keeps everyone up
Barking at the moon all night
Okie's a bigger thinker
Adds bibliographies to his posts

Noemz is a trouble maker
Hanky-Panky's her middle name

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(Matt Lim Matt Lim we all follow him) (*Derails stuff*)
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…

Watch out! Jops is packin'
Zzyzx Road be where he's at
Ferguson changed his avatar
After I'd already drawn the cat
Dark Magician, once a god,
Wishes more had taken the time to pray
Derenge once just tossed a wrapper
Now nature's out to make him pay!

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(Get in the box) (Quiet you!) 
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
Genesis, now free from MECharm
Changed her name more times than Prince
Yeahduff is the gloomy type
Sports a stare that'd make flowers wince

PeppermintAfterlife is just as wild
He's Yeahduff quite a lot

Psiogen liked his music,
Played it loud, and played it hot

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(Supaa-Disco-revolution-apocalypse-
Mahou-
genki-na-Tokyo-watashi-doki-doki-sugoii-
mega- kawaii-baka-otaku-neo-neko- wai-wai-
chibi- bishonen-manga-o-kudasai-hai-
onegai-no-uta-25k!!!)

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…

Shinedog, constant comic restarter,
Wants Alan Davies hair
When EvilJamie! posts his searchstrings
Porn's about the only thing there!

Goobla once refined the grope
weeps now to his lack of fans

Mr Ekshin sticks to his guns,
You'll pry his smokes from his dead, yellowed hands!

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(Like a fox!) (..in accordance with the prophecy!)
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…

Sam Charette looked up to something
innocence he couldn't feign
Pimpette had no such problems
The Burger Ninja strikes again!

Supernerdcore, just here for beer,
Opens up another six-pack

Kevin Wolf said "I must go"
Changed his mind and then came back

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(...And then they got drunk) (Egads!) 
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
Brockway's wanted in 40 states
for spreading love and sexy schemes
Faceless saved himself a mint
On moisturizers and facial creams
Faub is a feline stud
All the chibi cat-girls scream his name

Grabmygoblin's still in Maple
Please be sure to raise her fame


Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(*glomp*) (So wrong...)
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…

YarpsDat is a clever guy
he's got math and lots of brains
rkolter's even smarter
Giving Spacers headache pains
BOMC, no facial features,
could never get that acting job

Sippan takes pride in his OS,
runs the local Apple lynch-mob

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
(*Brian Explodes*) (Poor Brian.. we hardly knew thee..)
Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…

LagtheNoggin was proficient,
But gaming was his first love

CapitanG, the king of hats,
Anything's vogue on his above
Bekka's main source of muse
was playing games with online felons
Sortelli once got Spotted,
Now we're eating watermelons

Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm…
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