188 LINES ABOUT 99 SPACERS
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Luprand was a well bred pup, |
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| Orion reckons he's got genius, Wit sharper than his sword |
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Tetorus's lack of digits Dealt the china it's messy fate |
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The Loser Hero caught himself |
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Turnsky, feral photographer, Shares his screenshots with the lads |
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| McDuffies was a straight-up cat Took his kicks right in the nads |
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Asarea's a German frauline A Dedicated Star Wars fan |
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Phalanx was a girl of action |
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Axonite's postcount owes It's entire life to Free Assos. |
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| Cortland's hair's really sweet Spiky, full and filled with gloss |
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Toxic Avenger lived his life |
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Soap Committee, drama queen
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Vorticus's avatar suggests He misinterpreted KEENspace |
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| Dutch!'s job as first grade teacher Explains how he gets this place |
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Ratbert is a psychopath No one knows quite what he's on |
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| IVstudios spent his life fighting with his inner demon Mmmmm.. *bursts out through the wall* GRAAAHHHH!!! *kills everyone* |
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Jim North ensures he's DM Absolute power turns him on |
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| Warren is old and married Chases children off his lawn |
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Spoder Mon, HE SHOT WEB! Everyone loves that little devil |
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| Collapse is the stubborn type Uses contrast instead of level Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… (HOW DO I SHOT WEB??) (Mmm.. Redheads...) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… |
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Komiyan's days are numbered |
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| Cope's got teeth and horns But really just wants to be understood |
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Van Douchebag uses navy grammar Rouses up the status quo |
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JexKerome has points of view
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Corgan Dane's a bone to pick Yellowed ribs from nicotine stains |
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| Chaos Cricket's from Oklahoma! Where the Wind Comes Sweeping Down the Plains |
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Noise Monkey's made-up recipes |
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Mercury Hat's strange obsession (Mouse! Kekeke) (*pees on the carpet*) Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… |
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xmung saw through materialism Proved his point by going bare |
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| RPin had eye-surgery, Got a boob-job while he was there |
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Isukiyomi's menagerie was always at beck and call |
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Keffria was much too pretty Uh-uh. Not Keffria. Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… |
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JPSloan's a modern rebel Draws his comics while at work |
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| Geoduck's Mansion of E is where weird creatures lurk |
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Maria used seductive charms My orientation she tried to sway |
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Michelle notched the pressure up Mmmmm-mm-mm-mm-MmmmmmMmmm… |
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K-Dawg is a cheeky monkey Throwing feces is not nice |
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| KrissX was a cuddly Kitty Wish she'd help out with the mice |
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Tim is a happy man Vengeance to the world at last was nigh |
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| Col is popular with the ladies As several adverts testify |
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Beyonder Alpha has a robot voice |
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Jaster placed his schedule after |
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Heffaloop's got zombie problems due to looks that raise the dead |
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