I am Rubber, McDuffies is Glue

Guest Starring: [AlmightyPyro]

<mcDunfilies> Oh, wait, Mooman.
<mcDunfilies> I will say your name in chat when you least expect
<mcDunfilies> Just you wait.
<Mooman> Yeah, well I still think your face is crap.
<mcDunfilies> Uh, well...
<Mooman> Yeah
<mcDunfilies> meanie-head!
<Mooman>>:(
<mcDunfilies> Your nipples are too stiff!
<Mooman> Your nose is too side-ways!
<mcDunfilies> How's that, eh, eh?
<mcDunfilies> Your hair is nerdy!
<Mooman> Your kneecaps smell!!
<mcDunfilies> DON'T YOU TOUCH MY KNEECAPS!
<Mooman> I JUST DID, FOO!
<mcDunfilies> ANYTHING BUT MY KNEECUPS!
<Mooman> And your elbows are too close together!!
<purplemonkeyz> THERES A STRANGER PMING ME...i need an adult!!!
<mcDunfilies> And your sideburns are too long!
* [AlmightyPyro] puts on big boy clothes
<[AlmightyPyro]> yes Purple?
<Mooman> And your mouth is too pink!
<purplemonkeyz> he keeps saying words like vegino and pens..
<mcDunfilies> Chicks dig it.
<purplemonkeyz> he's weird.
<Life_Imitating_Art> you're not an adult, Pyro.
<Life_Imitating_Art> what do you need an adult for, monkey?
<Mooman> By chicks you mean young chickens!
<mcDunfilies> Kiddo!
* purplemonkeyz shrugs
<[AlmightyPyro]> But I'm whering my big boys clothes
<[AlmightyPyro]> what's his name Purple?
<mcDunfilies> The only person who is more kid than you, Pyro, is Mooman!
<Life_Imitating_Art> okay, you're a big boy. you're still not an adult.
<Mooman> Yeah, well the only person who is more unpopular than you, Pyro, is McDuffies!!!
<mcDunfilies> If by mcDuffies you mean Mooman!
<Mooman> If by Mooman you mean McDuffies!
<Life_Imitating_Art> two people. mcDuffies and Ghastly.
<purplemonkeyz> anyway, some weird person was pming me asking stuff about me..
<mcDunfilies> I know what am I but what are you?
<Mooman> I am rubber, you are glue
<[AlmightyPyro]> McDuffies, your just jealous!!
<mcDunfilies> If by glue you mean rubber!
<Life_Imitating_Art> monkey: 1) say nothing. 2) lie. 3) call the cops, perform 1 or 2 while you wait.
<Mooman> If by rubber you mean condom!! By which I mean, you are a condom, McDuffies!!! AN OLD ONE!
<Legostar> i would imagine suck woud suck
<Life_Imitating_Art> a USED one!
<mcDunfilies> And you're it's content!
<Life_Imitating_Art> oooh, burn!
<Mooman> And you're the toilet it gets dumped in!
<mcDunfilies> And you're canalisation beneath the toilet!
<Mooman> And you're the localised sewage network surrounding it!!
<mcDunfilies> Um.
<mcDunfilies> And you're...
<mcDunfilies> ...rat in a sewage!
<Legostar> i decalre mooman the winner!
<Mooman> And you're the rats POO!!!!
<Mooman> Shazam, bitch!!
<mcDunfilies> And you're the fly eating the poo!
<Mooman> And you're the fly's POO!!!
<mcDunfilies> And you're the fly's fly eating the fly's poo!
<Life_Imitating_Art> and you both are the bacteria digesting the fly's poo.
<[AlmightyPyro]> Mooman is winning the Colliseum match
<[AlmightyPyro]> 6-0-0-0
* mcDunfilies punches Pyro
<Mooman> And you're the microorganism living on the poo that has no social system or real intelligence!!
* [AlmightyPyro] Kicks duffies in the McDuffies
<mcDunfilies> And you're that awfull guy Mooman!
<[AlmightyPyro]> bitch
<Mooman> And you're McDuffies!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!
* mcDunfilies kicks Pyro in the mcDuffies
<[AlmightyPyro]> lol
<mcDunfilies> All girls run away from you by mile!
<Mooman> All girls run from you for two miles!!
* [AlmightyPyro] bites Mcduffies tail off
<mcDunfilies> Don't interrupt the match you.
<mcDunfilies> And come back!
<[AlmightyPyro]> All girls can out runMcduffies because hes slow and stupid!
<mcDunfilies> Hey, this is not fair.
<[AlmightyPyro]> is too fat head
<Mooman> Yeah, Pyro, you're not authorized for this match-up
<mcDunfilies> I can't fight if I'm being deconcentrated by Pyro.
<[AlmightyPyro]> :(
<Mooman> Security!
<[AlmightyPyro]> but he punched me!
<mcDunfilies> Take him out!
<mcDunfilies> Pfff.
<[AlmightyPyro]> nnnooo!!!
* rock_dash tackles Pyro
* [AlmightyPyro] is taken out

<mcDunfilies> Because you were lobbying!
<mcDunfilies> Anyway, where were we?
<Mooman> I would've preferred if he was taken out by a sniper
<mcDunfilies> Admittedly, it'd be more fun.
<rock_dash> You can't have everything, Moo
<Mooman> Anyway
<Kirb-Drawing> Snipers = fun?
<Mooman> You SUCK, McD!
<mcDunfilies> Well you BLOW
<Mooman> Well you SUCK AND BLOW AT INTERMITTENT INTERVALS!
<mcDunfilies> Well you sing like Tatu!
<Mooman> Well you sing like Madonna!
<mcDunfilies> Well you kiss like Madona!
<rock_dash> Gasp!
<rock_dash> Easy there, Mooman, let's not say things we can't take back
<Mooman> Well you kiss like Bob!!
<mcDunfilies> Tsk.
<RA[code]> oh that must be mighty-bad, mooman
<mcDunfilies> And you score like Bob!
<Mooman> And you get scores in tests like Bob! ZEROS!
<[AlmightyPyro]> wait.. you know how Bob kisses Mooman?!
<Mooman> ONly cause McD told me, Pyro
<mcDunfilies> And you set score HufflePuff like Bob!
<[AlmightyPyro]> ooh
<[AlmightyPyro]> ouch
<Mooman> And you actually know what a hufflepuff is!!
<mcDunfilies> Because Mooman told me!
<Mooman> Because Bob told me!
<Mooman> And Pyro told him
<[AlmightyPyro]> tis true
<[AlmightyPyro]> ...
<mcDunfilies> And you listen to third-hand informations!
<[AlmightyPyro]> wait
<Mooman> And you buy third-hand clothing!!
<mcDunfilies> And I give it to you after I wore it out!
<Mooman> And I sell it back to the shop where you buy it from!!
<mcDunfilies> And you get a very bad price for it!
<Life_Imitating_Art> at least he makes a profit. since he gets it from you for free.
<Mooman> And you get over-charged by the shop!
<Legostar> okay, i'm gone folks
<Legostar> good night
<Mooman> Bye, Leggy
<rock_dash> Night Lego
<mcDunfilies> Cao.
<Life_Imitating_Art> night all.
<Life_Imitating_Art> this is too stupid to watch.
<mcDunfilies> Hey! Take LIA out, he's interfering!
<Mooman> Yeah!
<Mooman> Use the sniper this time!
* rock_dash tackles LIA
<Life_Imitating_Art> I said I'm leaving.
<mcDunfilies> Better!~
* Life_Imitating_Art leaves.
<mcDunfilies> Dammit.
<mcDunfilies> We should've had sniper ready.
<Mooman> You can still snipe him before he reaches the door!
* Legostar builds himself a... something... too tired... forget it
* Legostar has quit IRC (Quit: A mene cheka bela ladja...)
* Life_Imitating_Art is already on the other side of the solar system.
<Mooman> Well have fun breathing
<mcDunfilies> Psch.
<mcDunfilies> What kind of man doesn't let himself being shot?
* rock_dash raises his hand
<Mooman> A man like MCDUFFIES!
<mcDunfilies> Or Mooman!
<Mooman> Or even McDuffies!
<mcDunfilies> Or Mooman's mom!
<Mooman> Or McDuffies' grandmom!!
<Kirb-Drawing> !
<mcDunfilies> Or Mooman's gran'pa!
<Mooman> Or McDuffies great-great uncle!!
<mcDunfilies> Or Mooman's first neighbour!
<Mooman> Or McDuffies' old goldfish!
<mcDunfilies> OR Mooman's hamster!
* [AlmightyPyro] calls on Rock
<Mooman> Or McDuffies' big toe!!!
<rock_dash> What's up, Pyro?
<mcDunfilies> Or the tip of Mooman's tongue!
<Mooman> Or McDuffies' big smelly kneecaps!
<mcDunfilies> I SAID DON'T TOUCH MY KNEECAPS! >
<Mooman> Don't worry, I wouldn't touch them with a 10' pole.
<mcDunfilies> Well I wouldn't touch your armpits!
* rock_dash pokes Pyro
<Mooman> Well I wouldn't touch your eyeballs!!
<mcDunfilies> Well I'm glad!
<Mooman> Well so am I!
<rock_dash> Anyone who's not Mooman or McDuffies around?
<mcDunfilies> Well I'm glad more!
<Kirb-Drawing> I think I'm around.
<[AlmightyPyro]> you had your hand raised
<Mooman> Well I'm gladder!!
<Kirb-Drawing> Not sure, though.
<[AlmightyPyro]> so I called on you
<mcDunfilies> Well I'm gladdest!
<rock_dash> Heh
<Mooman> Well I'm gladder than you!!
<mcDunfilies> Well I'm glad plus infinity!
<Mooman> Well I'm your gladness plus one!!
<rock_dash> So Kirb, what's up?
<mcDunfilies> Well I am not glad at all, if that's what gets me far from you!
<Mooman> Well, I'm even less glad than you!
<mcDunfilies> Well then I am totally glad!
<Kirb-Drawing> I'm coloring my comic, now.
<Mooman> Well then I'm still plus one gladness!!!
<Kirb-Drawing> Lineart took waaaaaay too long.
<rock_dash> Ah, good times
<Kirb-Drawing> Mainly because I was on chat.
<mcDunfilies> Well I'm even more indecisive than you!
<Mooman> Well I'm so indecisive, I'm not sure who sucks more, Pyro or you!!
<rock_dash> I need to dive into TT&T
<[AlmightyPyro]> I vote for Mooman and McDuffies to kill each other
<rock_dash> See if I can get some good art advice
<[AlmightyPyro]> to think that I held Mooman in Highesteem once!
<Mercury_Hat> you leave Mcduffies to me and Cookie
<Mercury_Hat> panty thief
<mcDunfilies> Well if you don't know who sucks more of two of us, than that tells something about you!
<mcDunfilies> Eck?
<Mooman> Yes, it says I'm more indecisive than you!! Or am I?
* rock_dash tapes Kick Me signs to Moo and Duffies's backs on his way out
<mcDunfilies> Why am I always left with a bunch of mad girls?
<Mooman> Because you're NO THREAT!
<mcDunfilies> Or rather, why am I not more often?
<Mooman> ...oh, are we done?
<mcDunfilies> Which just shows that I'm more indecisive than Mooman!
<Mooman> Or are you?
<[AlmightyPyro]> ooohhh
<mcDunfilies> You tell me!
<[AlmightyPyro]> Mooman got that one
<Mooman> Well I don't know!
<[AlmightyPyro]> wait
<[AlmightyPyro]> Duffies had a nice come back
<mcDunfilies> Well you should, so you could tell me!
<Mooman> Well I cannot know, while you obviously have a good idea!
<mcDunfilies> I have no idea, I was waiting for you.
<[AlmightyPyro]> I need to sleep
<[AlmightyPyro]> so bad
<[AlmightyPyro]> zZzZzZ
<Mooman> Yeah, well I was considering waiting for you, but I couldn't decide whether I should or not
<mcDunfilies> So you decided not to wait and decided yourself?
<Mooman> No, I'm still thinking it over, while you seem pretty decisive about what to say!
<mcDunfilies> Well if I was decisive, I wouldn't talk so much, I would do it.
<Mooman> Well I'm not sure what you're talking about, and can't decide what to guess
<mcDunfilies> Well I can't even decide what to say now!
<Mooman> I'd say' neither can I' but I don't know if I should...
<mcDunfilies> Well I'm so indecisive that I'd gladly let you win!
<Mooman> Well I'm so indecisive, that I don't know that you letting me win is a good thing or a bad thing!
<mcDunfilies> Well if you're accepting that you win, that must mean you're not all that indecisive.\
* [AlmightyPyro] is entertained by the two idiots
<Mooman> Ok, I win.
<mcDunfilies> You better be!
<Mooman> OR DO I?!!!
<mcDunfilies> Gah!
<[AlmightyPyro]> oooohhh
<mcDunfilies> I am so indecisive that I don't even know whether to go on with this or not!
<Mooman> I'm not sure if we should finish this....
<mcDunfilies> Neither am I.
<[AlmightyPyro]> then can i decide?
<[AlmightyPyro]> who wins?
<mcDunfilies> Uh...
<mcDunfilies> Mooman.
<mcDunfilies> By far.
<Mooman> I dunno
<mcDunfilies> He totally owed me!
<Mooman> I owed you nothing!
<mcDunfilies> I was grinded into dust!
* [AlmightyPyro] hands Mooman a big trophy
<Mooman> Hooray
<Mooman> But this was a collective effort
<Mooman> So I've made this pin badge for McDuffies
<mcDunfilies> I am indecisive toward that trophy.
<mcDunfilies> AAGH!
<mcDunfilies> You stabbed me!
<[AlmightyPyro]> lol
<Mooman> The pin is 8 inches long, I should've added.
<Mooman> And it says 'HAHA! I WIN AGAIN!' on it
<Mooman> I scripted out a war-jam comic, but then I got involved in the heated contest
<Mooman> So it's a bit late to draw it
<mcDunfilies> At least you won.
<Mooman> Nono, McDuffies. We both own.
<Mooman> I meant won, but that works too
<Mooman> The only person who really lost was Pyro.
<Mooman> That loser.
<[AlmightyPyro]> F*** You!

 

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