The Great Ramsted Rhyming Competition

Guest Starring: Komiyan and TLH

First Innings

<Komiyan> I stain
<Mooman> In the membrane
<Komiyan> oh dear
<Mooman> No fear

Second Innings

<Komiyan> dont start
<Mooman> Bit part
<MrBob> brain fart
<Mooman> Go Kart
<MrBob> Wal-mart
<Komiyan> not smart!
* Komiyan drops a building on moo and bob
<Mooman> Oh no!

Third Innings

<Mooman> It begins again!!!!
<MrBob> How mundane
* Komiyan kicks bob to spain

Fourth Innings

* Mooman throws a fax machine at Bob
<MrBob> Good job
* Mooman straps bob to a hob
* Mr-Bob eats a maize cob
<Mooman> TLH, Mooman does lob
<TLH> What's a lob?
<Mooman> A long throw
<MrBob> TLH is a fat slob
* Mooman stuffs TLH down Bob's throat
<TLH> Well you're hardly a heartthrob.
* Sam has joined #keenspace
<TLH> Ick, down here is a goat!

Fifth Innings

<Sam> Mornin' folks.
<Mooman> EGG YOLKS
<TLH> Time to eat egg yolks?

Sixth Innings

<Mooman> Ha
<Mooman> I am fastah
<MrBob> you ruined it you bra
<TLH> Ah.
<Mooman> Hello, Sam, you're the man, have a yam

Seventh Innings

<Sam> No thanks.
<MrBob> I rob banks!
<Mooman> Highly, Bob's stealing skill ranks
<MrBob> You're firing blanks!
<TLH> I'm a damn Yank.
<TLH> ...s.
<Mooman> This place is dank.
<TLH> And stank.
<MrBob> I pulled the best prank
<TLH> Did you steal some guy's crank?
<Mooman> You lot, I will gank
<MrBob> Yeah. So they lock me up in shawshank
<Mooman> His redemption was wank
<MrBob> That's being frank
<Mooman> No. He's Frank. I'm Hank.
<MrBob> Well, have you considered investing in a mutual savings bank ?
* Komiyan drives over mooman in a tank
<Mooman> YOU SAID BANK TWICE YOU LOSE! YOUR SKILL HAS SHRANK!
<TLH> >_<
<MrBob> No i said banks last time with an s you skank!
* TLH guffaws, and has Bob to thank.
<MrBob> Well I owe it all to Hillary Swank
<Mooman> Your deductive reasoning hit me on my flank
<Komiyan> you're all a bunch of plank. s.
<MrBob> Here have a french franc
<Mooman> My heart it has sank
<Komiyan> that's not correct currency! your plan is sank.
<Komiyan> ACK
<MrBob> I like Mel Blanc!

Eighth Innings

<Komiyan> jinx
<MrBob> You minx!
<Mooman> That one's a bit hard, methinks.
<Komiyan> this one wont last long, methinks.
<Komiyan> AGH
<MrBob> Let's have some drinks
<Komiyan> psychic mooman!
<Komiyan> goddamit
<TLH> Hahha, your collective sanities are on the brinks.
<MrBob> I am fast like a lynx!
<TLH> (that was lame)
* TLH hangs himself on two sinks.

Ninth Innings

<Mooman> 'Which word are we rhyming?' he asked with a blink
<MrBob> You changed it you fink!
<Komiyan> whichever you like, i think
<MrBob> I wanted to add a sphinx but the oppertunity's gone like an eye blink
<Komiyan> they already said blink, you dink
<TLH> You guys have GOT to be sleepy by now, you should catch some winks.

Tenth Innings

<MrBob> Well bugger
<Mooman> I'm a convicted mugger
<Komiyan> ..you've killed it now
<Komiyan> agh no ESSAY NOW
<Mooman> I'm a conversation slugger

Eleventh Innings

<TLH> Write, Komi, write!
* Komiyan is now known as Komiyan|Essaying
<Mooman> She'll be at it all night
<MrBob> she'll be all right
<Komiyan|Essaying> it is quite the plight.. (oh yeah, double points)
<TLH> God beckons! I must take flight!
* TLH is now known as TLH-HolyFace
<Mooman> This rhyming is trite
<Komiyan|Essaying> i appear to have spam mail directed to 'dave'
<Komiyan|Essaying> DaveYour rate saving information
<Mooman> Before I post this in the chat topic, it needs to end with a big bang
<MrBob> A giant wang?
<TLH-HolyFace> GOD HAS A GIANT WANG
<Komiyan|Essaying> everyone had wang on their minds.
<MrBob> No. I had gangbang at first.

FINAL SCORE: ALL OUT FOR NOTHING

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