Guest Starring: McDuffies as Mr_Bob
Who IS Mooman Mooman?
(or When your past comes back to haunt you)PART I: Derenge takes a Shower
<Derenge> I'm going to shower, brb
* Derenge Quit
<MrBob> OOhhh
* MrBob pictures Derenge naked
<Mooman> You have no shame
* MrBob draws it
* War should do some more character designs
* mcDuffies pictures Derenge showering, but not naked.
<Komiyan> http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/komiyan/manchest.jpg i theeenk i'm getting a little better at anatomy
<Komiyan> i theeenk.
<Ping> thanks
<MrBob> Aww! I thought you had read my mind and posted naked pictures of Derenge
<MrBob> especially the bit about anatomy
<Ping> I missed naked pictures?!
<MrBob> Yeah
<MrBob> Derenge
<MrBob> bare back riding
<MrBob> I'm sorry I'll type that again
<MrBob> bear back ridingPART 2: What to do with a Bob or two?
<mcDuffies> Bob, Bob, what are we gonna do with you?
<MrBob> bob me?
<mcDuffies> You and your crazy shennanigans...
<MrBob> I like that word
<MrBob> shenanan
<MrBob> shena
<MrBob> ....antics
<MrBob> Yeah
<mcDuffies> Shena is a punk rocker.
<Mooman> What about hijinx?
<MrBob> Xena is a warrior princess
<mcDuffies> Mischieves.
<MrBob> Xenon is a noble gas
<MrBob> Methane on the other hand, is not quite as noble
<Komiyan> i miss xena
<mcDuffies> Stop it or I'll spray you with amoniac.
<Komiyan> it was so silly, yet so good
<MrBob> She still comes on here. late at night
<MrBob> Xena and Hercules
<MrBob> And that bald bloke
<MrBob> With the ginger beard
<MrBob> Or maybe i dreamt him up. hmm
<Mooman> Maybe it's what you one day wish to become
<MrBob> A bald ginger bloke with a beard?
<RYClaude> k, I've had my fill, good night
<Vorticus> goodnight
<MrBob> night
<Komiyan> nightnight
* RYClaude has left #Keenspace
<mcDuffies> Night.
<MrBob> hahah Mcduffies you're out!
* mcDuffies talks behind RYClaude's back.
* mcDuffies pulls Bob's ear.
<Mooman> Of course, Bob. EVERYONE wants to be a bald bloke with a ginger beard
<MrBob> I dont
<Mooman> Search your feelings, Bob
<mcDuffies> I don't ever wanna be bald.
<Mooman> You know it to be true
<mcDuffies> Unless you mean brave.
<MrBob> Damn it. you caught me out
<Mooman> Duffies, you're covered in hair. If you were bald it would be hilarious, not noble.
<MrBob> I geuss, there's a bald ginger bloke inside all of us
<MrBob> trying to burrow his way out
<Mooman> I have the advantage, being Scottish.
<MrBob> because his tribe were accidently packaged in a shipment of marsbars
<MrBob> Did I mention he was only an inch tall?
<MrBob> well, there you have it.
<Mooman> I think you've taken this obsession too far
<MrBob> (Jolly lucky they weren't packaged in twix bars! Else we'd all have TWO bald ginger blokes in all of us!)
<Mooman> Time for McDuffies to administer the 'treatment'
<MrBob> Or kitkat bars for that matter!
<MrBob> Think of the horror!
<MrBob> Ginger quintuplets!
<MrBob> For evryone!
<mcDuffies> The treatment?
<MrBob> It would be the basis of a new economy!
<mcDuffies> Oh, the treatment!
<Mooman> Yes
<MrBob> I hearby pay you
<MrBob> the amount of 7
* mcDuffies administers the treatment
<MrBob> AAGAAGAGAGAGAGAGAG
<Mooman> Well done
<MrBob> ...
<MrBob> I dont know what came over me
<Mooman> It was the confectionary again, Bob
* mcDuffies goes mad and administers 10 more treatments
<MrBob> AHGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA *10
<Vorticus> aaaaahhhhh, the treatment!
<Mooman> Oh no!
<Vorticus> Flee for your lives!
<Mooman> Never before have 10 treatments been administe...
* mcDuffies administers 100 more treatments.
<MrBob> AG*10^100
<Mooman> Oh, now that's just taking the cakePART 3: McDuffies takes the cake
<mcDuffies> I hereby declare that all people in the world are called Mooman!
* Vorticus steall cake and flees
<Mooman> Hey, you can't do that!
* MrBob is now known as Moooman
<Mooman> That's my identity!
<Mooman> Stop!
<Moooman> Moo?
<Mooman> Vandals!
<Moooman> Moo!
<mcDuffies> And none of them is the real Mooman!
<Mooman> Housebreakers!
<Moooman> MOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOO
<Mooman> Housewives!
<Moooman> Moowives?
<Mooman> But I'm the real Mooman!
<Moooman> No! I am!
<Mooman> No, you're not! You're just a cheap spin-off to sell more merchandise!
<Moooman> If I was the fake Mooman, would I do this?
* Moooman runs into a brick wall
<Mooman> Well....
<Komiyan> my word, mooman! why must you run into brick walls
<Mooman> Hmm...I would do that...
<Komiyan> for you are surely the real mooman
* mcDuffies administers that there is no real Mooman
<Mooman> Does that...mean I'm not...the real Mooman?
<mcDuffies> What?
* Moooman regains consciousness
<Moooman> Indeed!
<mcDuffies> You are not called Mooman!
<Moooman> You imposter!
<Mooman> Then....then......WHO AM I?!!!!
<mcDuffies> You're breaking the law!
<Moooman> You cheap forgery!
* Mooman drops to his knees.
<Mooman> WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIII?
<Mooman> So...what do I do now?
* Moooman does the angst dance
<Komiyan> see? thats mooman right there
* Moooman plays the comedy trombone
<Mooman> It's true.
<Rianeva> o.o
<Mooman> He's doing all the things I thought I did
* Moooman records a new album dedicated to komiyan
<Komiyan> sweet!
<Mooman> Now I must go forth, and find out just...WHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
* mcDuffies declares that no longer everyone has to be called Mooman.
<Moooman> Fake Mooman, the law has been lifted. You may now stop this wicked masquarade
<Mooman> But I don't know what my real name is!
<Moooman> Your real name is...
<Moooman> CHARLIE
<Moooman> Charlie Mooman?
<Moooman> thats rubbish
<K-Dawg> Aloysius Mooman.
<Moooman> nonono
<mcDuffies> Loodwig Mooman?
<Moooman> Flash Mooman?
<mcDuffies> Leon Mooman?
<Mooman> All I have is this passport that says my name's Mooman.
<Mooman> But we know that to be false.
<Mooman> So it must have been planted on me...
<Mooman> Someone wanted me to think I was Mooman!
<Moooman> What a terrible plot.
<Mooman> Really? I thought it had a lot of potential, personally...
<mcDuffies> Chaslaw Mooman?
<Moooman> Chaz Mooman? Dave Mooman?
<Vorticus> Otto Van Mooman?
* Starline has joined #keenspace
<mcDuffies> Starline Mooman?
<Mooman> I'll choose a new name
<Mooman> One to symbolise my new life!
<Mooman> But where to find suggestions?
<Mooman> What about 'Captain Adventure' ?
* Starline has left #keenspace
<Mooman> Apparently, Starline doesn't like that one
<Mooman> Maybe I should just pick a generic name
<Komiyan> like... bob
<Mooman> What's really really generic...?
<Mooman> Yeah!
<Mooman> Bob's generic!
<mcDuffies> Yeah, Bob sounds nice.
<Mooman> I'm Bob! Hello, I'm Bob! Bob Bob Bob!
* Mooman is now known as Bob
<mcDuffies> I wholeheartedly reccomend it.
<Bob> Good evening, I am Bob!
<mcDuffies> We know.
<Vorticus> hi bob!
<Bob> But...it doesn't have enough authority...
<mcDuffies> Sheesh.
<mcDuffies> Yes it does.
<Vorticus> Dr. Bob?
<Bob> Maybe it needs a title...
<Moooman> Hey
<mcDuffies> It sounds like a bomb.
<Bob> Ah, but I'm not a doctor...
<Moooman> You're not the real Bob!
<Komiyan> mister, perhaps
<mcDuffies> How about Mr. Bob?
<Moooman> No!
<Bob> Hey, you're both onto something!
<Bob> Mr. Bob!!
* Bob is now known as MrBob
<mcDuffies> That sounds nice!
<MrBob> Hi everyone! I'm MrBob!
<Komiyan> wow, thats innovative and new
<Moooman> Hey! I had to work 3 years in mister school to earn that title!
<MrBob> Yes, well I happen to know the Dean, so nyah!
<mcDuffies> Good thing there's noone already called Mr.Bob around here, that woulda been confusing.
<Moooman> Buggercakes. I give in
<MrBob> At least now I can carry on
<Moooman> I wont have anyone sullying MY good name
<Moooman> My very good name with its intact reputation and goodwill and brand imagery!
<MrBob> Maybe I should say some things, just in case they might show up later on maybe in, I dunno, a random quote page or something.
* Moooman is now known as Mr-Bob
<MrBob> I LOVE THE COCK
<Mr-Bob> No! That's a lie!
<MrBob> AND THE COCK LOVES ME
<Mr-Bob> What happened on that farm was just a very unfortante falling incident!
<MrBob> He gives my hens such beautiful eggs
<MrBob> I also love penis.
<Mr-Bob> I deny it! I deny all of it!
<MrBob> Waitaminute!
<Mr-Bob> It wasn't me in that shed I tell you!
<Mr-Bob> I was under the impression that it was a shopping mall!
<MrBob> If you're 'Mr-Bob', then who's Moooman?
<Mr-Bob> Lies I tell you! All lies! Filthy Filthy lies!
<mcDuffies> Two Mr.Bobs!
<MrBob> But which is the real one?
<Mr-Bob> I didnt even know how the goat got there!
<mcDuffies> One is an imposter!
<mcDuffies> But which one?
<Mr-Bob> Me!
<MrBob> I'm obviously the real one!
<MrBob> Watch!
<Mr-Bob> I am the imposter
<Vorticus> They're both real!
* MrBob goes away for 3 months
<Mr-Bob> But I am a liar!
* MrBob comes back with a three page comic detailing some silly adventure
* MrBob doesn't update his comic
<Mr-Bob> Its the system!
<Mr-Bob> i have this yoyo..
<Mr-Bob> er..
* Mr-Bob yoyos
* Mr-Bob HYNOPTISES YOU ALL WITH THE YOYO
<Mr-Bob> I AM MrBOB
* K-Dawg is too stupid to be hypnotized!PART 4: McDuffies sorts it out
<mcDuffies> I must ask you a question that only the real Bob knows answer to.
<mcDuffies> Ok, this is the question that only real Mr.Bob knows answer to: What is the shape of my birthmark?
<MrBob> That's easy!
<Mr-Bob> But Mcduffies... you said no one should ever know....
<K-Dawg> HAH!
<mcDuffies> Well answer.
<MrBob> It's a silhoutte of Al Capone wearing a fisherman's hat!
<mcDuffies> No.
<MrBob> It is
<MrBob> I have these photos
<mcDuffies> No it's not.
<MrBob> Then who's in these photos?
<Mr-Bob> GIVE ME THOSE
<MrBob> Good thing I have 50 copies spread all around the world in various locations
<Mr-Bob> But if you must, it's the shape of the downfull of the byzantine empire!
<mcDuffies> No, it's not that either.
<mcDuffies> None of you is real Mr.Bob!
<mcDuffies> For...
<Mr-Bob> Well...buggerfish
<MrBob> Hmm
<MrBob> So
<mcDuffies> I am real Mr.Bob!
<MrBob> EGAD!
<Mr-Bob> gasp
* mcDuffies is now known as Mr_Bob
<Vorticus> What a revalation!
* Mr_Bob takes off his mask
<Mr_Bob> mcDuffies's birthmark is shaped like triangle!
<Mr-Bob> trinagle?? AW! I was SOO CLOSE
<MrBob> Somehow, I always knew.
<Mr-Bob> Yes
<Mr-Bob> So did I
<Mr-Bob> deep down, the ginger bloke told me
<MrBob> I know he did, Bob
<MrBob> Because....
<MrBob> I AM THAT GINGER BLOKE!
* MrBob is now known as Ginger_Bloke
<Mr-Bob> gasp!
* Ginger_Bloke takes off mask
<Mr-Bob> But that makes sense too as well, because I'm...
* Mr-Bob is now known as Xena_warrior_princess
<Xena_warrior_princess> Xena warrior princess!
<Xena_warrior_princess> yes!
<Rianeva> @.@
<Mr_Bob> Xena!
<Ginger_Bloke> Sharply inhaled breath!
<Xena_warrior_princess> I am she
<Mr_Bob> Mother of my child!
<Xena_warrior_princess> Gasp!
<Ginger_Bloke> And keeper of my beard comb
<Xena_warrior_princess> So you were then man in the mask!
<Xena_warrior_princess> it all makes perfect sense!
<Mr_Bob> YES!
<Ginger_Bloke> But, I was also there!
<Ginger_Bloke> Because, you see!
<Ginger_Bloke> I WAS THE MASK!
<Mr_Bob> Threesome?
* Ginger_Bloke is now known as Mask
<Mr_Bob> Agh!
<Mr_Bob> You're that guy who acts like Jim Carey!
<Mask> And I'm onto your wicked scheme!
<Xena_warrior_princess> And Yes! I admit it! I was the table in the corner that noone paid attention to or ever really noticed!
* Xena_warrior_princess is now known as Table
<Mask> Table? but...but...I thought you were dead!
<Mr_Bob> You... You're a detective Mask of Scotland Yard, are you?
<Mask> We married!!
<Table> Oh! Dont bring bak the memories!
<Table> I tabled to forget!
<Mr_Bob> People, I have to go.
<Mask> But Mr_Bob, why?
<Mr_Bob> More important things are awaiting.
<Mr_Bob> I have to dissapear on three months.
<Vorticus> bye
* Mr_Bob Quit (Quit: Laters!)
<Mask> What of our child?!
<Table> I never saw him again
<Mask> Where could he be?!
<Table> after that frightful night at the railway station of Vldivolstock, i gave him to this travelling gypsy woman
* Guest634 has joined #keenspace
<Table> And i never saw my little blackaby again
<Guest634> Yeah you did.
* Guest634 is now known as blackaby
PART 5: The Return of the Prodigal son
<Mask> Egads!
<Vorticus> whoa
<Table> Blackaby!
<blackaby> Hi!
<Table> You've returned!
<Table> it is I!
<Table> your mother!
<Mask> This Blackaby is our child?!
<Mask> A stunned silence!
* Table slaps blackaby
* blackaby weeps.
<Table> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG MAN?
<Table> I WAs WORRIED SICK I WAS!
<Table> UP ALL NIGHT!
<Table> WAITING!
<Table> DINNER IS 4 YEARS COLD!
<Table> GO TO YOUR ROOM!
<Mask> Honestly, your mother's been pacing up and down the hall for the past 3 hours
* Blackaby has left #keenspace
<Table> Well that showed him.
PART 6: Red Dawn (Two old friends meet again)
* Goobla has joined #keenspace
<Mask> Strict parenting, it's the only way
<Table> Spare the rod, spoil the child I say
<Vorticus> Hi Goobla
<Goobla> Oi
<Mask> And so, what of us?
<Mask> Can we pick up where we left off?
<Table> Well. I guess we carry on our seperate ways
<Table> we gave it a shot didnt we?
<Mask> I suppose so
<Mask> Anyway
<Mask> It wouldn't have worked out
<Table> The baby. I was talking about the baby
<Mask> Oh
<Table> We gave it its shots right?
<Table> it can look after itself without catching some horrible skineating disease for more than a month, cant it?
<Mask> I suppose so
<Mask> I mean
<Mask> That needle might actually have just been full of air, now I think about it
<Table> Ah well
<Table> We can always make another one
<Mask> I do remember remarking it felt quite light
<Mask> But can we?
<Table> and when i say we, I dont mean you
<Mask> Oh
* Goobla is now known as Goobakunin
<Mask> Well
<Mask> No matter
<Mask> You see, I'm not really the mask
<Table> because I fear I have not been entirely honest with you
<Mask> I'm actually
<Table> I'm actually
<Mask> ...well, do you want to go first?
<Vorticus> Suspense!
<Table> I'm actually
<Goobakunin> COMMUNIST! You statist pig-dawg!
* Table is now known as Stalin
<Stalin> Damn it!
<Stalin> I've been rumbled!
<Mask> No way!
<Mask> That's funny
<Mask> Cause
* Mask is now known as Lenin
<Lenin> All this time!
<Stalin> at last we meet again, old master
<Lenin> It has been too long
<Stalin> once again the circle is complete
<Stalin> the student is now the master
<Lenin> I have vodka
<Stalin> oooh!
<Stalin> Can we have a drop?
<Lenin> I suppose so
<Lenin> I mean, it has been quite a long time, hasn't it?
<Stalin> How long has it been? 3 decades? 4?
<Lenin> Waitaminute!
<Lenin> This isn't vodka!
<Lenin> It's actually...
<Stalin> EGADS
<Stalin> you're right!
<Lenin> A TIME BOMB WITH ONLY 2 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK!!!!!!
<Stalin> Bollocks!
* Goobakunin is now known as LTrotsky
* LTrotsky cackles
<Stalin> Actually those are stupid last words.
<Stalin> I don't want to have stupid last words like "ohh my arse is itchy!"
<Lenin> Shall we reload the save game and try again?
<Stalin> *EXPLOSION*
<Lenin> *FADE TO BLACK*
<Stalin> (RED)
<Lenin> Sorry, red.
<Stalin> (traitor)
* Stalin stabs LTrotsky with an icepick
<LTrotsky> Blast.This Mooman and Bob adventure was brought to you be keenspace and scrumtuckles. Drink scrumtuckles , f*ckers!!!
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