The Sewers of The Damned
SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Spriteville as the bridgekeeper
PART I
* Mr-Bob desockerates Thesock
<Mr-Bob> GASP!
<Mr-Bob> he's... NAKED!
<Cope> It's...it's..a...
<Balls> its a smaller sock
<Balls> inside a bigger sock
<Mr-Bob> Dude!
<PeppermintAfterlife> ?
* Mr-Bob desockerates Thesock again!
<Balls> its....another sock
<Balls> almost a bootie
<Mr-Bob> This is just getting creepy
<UglyGirl> Socks...that's hot.
<PeppermintAfterlife> socks are pretty cool
<Balls> i'm scared..
<Mr-Bob> Hold me!
* Balls holds bob
<Mr-Bob> Not you!
* Balls 's hands "slip"
* Mr-Bob swats him off
PART II
<Balls> you broke my heart in two
* Mr-Bob stamps on the pieces
<Balls> oh no, my pieces!
* Mr-Bob then vacuums up the crumbs and throws them into a blender
* Mr-Bob blends for a bit and then opens the blender and spits in the sludge
* Mr-Bob then pours it down the toilet and flushes
<Balls> that was kind of harsh bob
* Mr-Bob then sends down some puppies and kittens to chase itdown
<Tynan> Against bob noone can win...aside from Kisai
<Mooman> Winning against Bob is easy
<Mooman> You just have to point at him and go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" in a nasty tone.
<Mr-Bob> No!
<Mr-Bob> NO!
<Mr-Bob> nohohohooooohooo
<PeppermintAfterlife> ha HA!
* Balls points and laughs
* Mr-Bob sobs as memories drown him
* Cope points at Mr-Bob
<Mr-Bob> stop it!
<Cope> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
* Mooman dusts his hands in front of him in a terribly cliched way
<Mr-Bob> STOP IT!
* Tynan points at bob "ahem HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" sees a sad Bob and gives him ice cream and trooper shades
* Mr-Bob runs around blindly only seeing faces and fingers
* Balls sneaks away with uglygirl into the night whilst everyoen is busy with bob
<PeppermintAfterlife> the seering eyes of scrutiny have come to judge thee.
* Mr-Bob falls down a manhole
<UglyGirl> Noooooooooo........
<UglyGirl> Saaaaaaaave meeeeee....
<Balls> quiet you
* Mr-Bob lands in the sewers, and fishes out Ball's heart
<Mr-Bob> My.. what is this?
* Mr-Bob is suddenly chased by rabid kittens and puppies brought up in the wild
<PeppermintAfterlife> rabid puppies are good
<Mr-Bob> aarrghh geddemoff geddemoff
* Balls 's bruised heart attacks bob in the sewers
* Mooman pours twelve square tons of rotten custard down the manhole
<Mr-Bob> Arrghh! Flanked!
PART III
<TheSock> Huh? Another sock? I'm not the only one?
<TheSock> Am I being replaced? T_T;
<Mr-Bob> Good God, man! Cover yourself!
* Mr-Bob covers his eyes and hands the sock back his clothes
<TheSock> Oh.
<TheSock> Crap.
<TheSock> Curses for not reading the entire convo. ::fumblefumbleredressfumblefumble::PART IV
* Mr-Bob resumes being eaten by rabid pets, acidic custard and ball's lost heart
* Tynan pokes at bob's body with a ten foot cattle prod
<Mr-Bob> *twitch*
* Mooman absails down the manhole in awesome Mission: Impossible gear
<Mooman> Have you learned your lesson?
<Mr-Bob> *twitch twitch*
* Cope cuts Mooman's cord
<Mooman> Oh, rudders...
* Mr-Bob is flattened
<Mr-Bob> oof! What happened?
<Mooman> At least all the animals, hearts and custards...are sedated with Bob pieces.
<Mr-Bob> The fools! I'm poisoned!
<Mooman> Time to escape!
<Mr-Bob> This way mooman! I know this place like the back of my hand!
<Mooman> ...so why haven't you escaped before?
<Mr-Bob> I never intended to my dear fellow!
<Mooman> Why do I always end up with sillies in these little adventures?
<Mr-Bob> Now~ to the battlements!
* Mr-Bob runs
* Mooman runs after Bob
* Cope releases salt water crocodiles into the sewers
<Mr-Bob> Wait stop!
<Mr-Bob> We've gone far enough we must rest!
<Mooman> ...we've only been running for 8 seconds
<Mr-Bob> No time! Crocodiles! Fight them!
<Mooman> Oh crap
* Mr-Bob fights the crocodiles
* Mooman beats back the crocodiles using Bob as a make-shift bludgeoning device
<Mr-Bob> Ok done! Now! Up that corridor!
* Mr-Bob runs
* Mooman runs again
* Cope prepares his needlessly slow lowering platform for when the time comes to dispose of our two heroes
<Mr-Bob> Look a moat! We must cross it! But we have to take this chicken, fox and and sack of grain as well...
<Mr-Bob> ...And we can only take one at a time!
<Mooman> ...why?
<Mr-Bob> Dont ask! no time!
<Mooman> But if we don't bother with them we'll save time!
<Mr-Bob> Fool! thats why youll end up dead! now move it!
<Mooman> At least apply some lateral thinking...
* Mooman throws the chicken across the moat
* Mr-Bob swims across with chicken
<Mr-Bob> I brought it back.
<Mooman> ...
<Mooman> I won't even ask
<Mooman> As the answer is sure to render my very expensive therapy annulled.
<Mr-Bob> We dont need to go this way at all!
<Mr-Bob> Quick! down that corridor!
* Mr-Bob runs
* Mooman runs again, with less gusto
<Mr-Bob> Wait stop! night falls! We must rest again!
* Mr-Bob sleeps
<Mooman> Night falls?!!
<Mooman> We're in a sewer!
<Mooman> And it's only been 7 minutes!
* Mr-Bob snores
<Mooman> You're the worst adventure buddy ever...
* Mooman sits down for a sulk
<War> Night folks.
<UglyGirl> Night!
<Cope> Night.
<PeppermintAfterlife> g'nite
<Mooman> Tata, war
<Mr-Bob> Morning breaks!
<Mr-Bob> Wake up!
<Mooman> ...what?!
<Mr-Bob> we must go!
<Mr-Bob> Time draws short!
* Mr-Bob runs
<Mooman> Your time, anyway...
* Mooman runs
* War (blah@dsl-80-43-183-144.access.as9105.com) Quit (Quit: Peace and Protection 4.22)
<Mr-Bob> Here take this spanish ballet course instustion manual!
<Mr-Bob> We must learn this to appease the bridgeman!
<Mr-Bob> Quick!
<Mooman> What bridgeman?!
<Mooman> ...
* Mooman takes it
<Mr-Bob> THE bridgeman
<Mooman> Soon enough, I'll learn to just stop asking...
<Beyonder> He means me!
* Guest698 (Guest698@cpe-68-189-242-102.ma.charter.com) has joined #keenspace
* Mr-Bob runs to the bridgeman
* Mooman runs as well
* Guest698 is now known as Spriteville
* Beyonder runs away.
<UglyGirl> You...
<Cope> Hey, Sprite.
<Spriteville> So what's up guys?
<PeppermintAfterlife> mmm. spritey...
<Spriteville> sees a bunch of people running
* Beyonder runs to Spriteville and tags him, you're the bridgeman now.
<Spriteville> Hello!
<Mr-Bob> Now Mooman! El lago del cisne!
<Spriteville> What do I do as Bridgeman?
<Mr-Bob> Quick!
<Mooman> Gah...
* Mr-Bob pushes the bridgman over the cliff
<Spriteville> AAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh..........
<Mr-Bob> Run!
<Mooman> ...but I didn't get to dance...
<Mr-Bob> No time!
* Mr-Bob cuts the bridge ropes
* Mr-Bob runs as it falls behind them
<Mooman> You git
* Mr-Bob carries mooman
<Mooman> We're not going to make it
<Beyonder> I swear bob needs tranquilizers
<Mooman> Plus this is completely against all physics
* Mr-Bob throws mooman accross
<Mr-Bob> Save yourself!
<Mooman> Ow
<Mooman> I shall
<Mooman> Don't you worry
*Mr-Bob falls
<Mooman> Well, bye then
* Mr-Bob comes up over the next hill
<Mr-Bob> Quick!
<Mooman> ...dammit...
<Mr-Bob> I'll explain later. No time!PART V
* Beyonder shoots a horse tranquilizer in Mr-Bob
* Mr-Bob dodges
* Mooman takes the tranq in the arm
<Mr-Bob> No! Mooman!
<Mooman> It's ok!
<Mr-Bob> Don't worry young boy!
* Mr-Bob carries mooman!
* UglyGirl jumps on Mooman's back, covering his eyes.
<UglyGirl> Guess who?
<Mooman> ...
<Mooman> The dart was empty
<Mr-Bob> Dont say that!
<Mr-Bob> you're delerious!
* Beyonder checks his darts and shoots a full one.
<Mooman> Now I'm getting miffed...
* Mr-Bob carries mooman out of the sewer!
<Mooman> Hold up, there's someone on my back
<Mr-Bob> No time!
<Mr-Bob> I'll just have to carry both of you!
<UglyGirl> I'll never let go, Mooman!
* Mr-Bob emerges into the sunlight!
<Mooman> Actually, it seems the dart was full of lemon curd.
<Mr-Bob> There. We're safe now.
<Mooman> We're finally out?
<Mr-Bob> I told you I'd get you out of the sewer
<Mooman> Yes, but at the cost of my sanity
<Mooman> Now who's this on my back?
<UglyGirl> GODDAMNIT, I SAID 'GUESS WHO'???
* UglyGirl pulls on mooman's ears.
<Mooman> Ow
<Mooman> Dammit
<Mooman> I need those to hear
<Beyonder> no you don't
<Mr-Bob> Hmm. I'd lend you mine, but my ears aren't what they used to be
<UglyGirl> GUESS, MOTHERFUCKER! GUESS!!!!!!
<Mooman> Fine...is it CJ?
<UglyGirl> You had to have been paying attention five minutes ago.
<UglyGirl> Screw it, I'm done.
<Mooman> Oh good
<Beyonder> screw what?
<Mooman> At least my head's back to its previous state
<Mooman> Well, Bob, what can I say? It's been an adventure, but it's not one I'd ever want to partake again, even if I was held at gunpoint and threatened with sixteen tweesers all aimed at my kneecaps.
<Mr-Bob> That's all right. By the way, that'll be 300 bucks.
<Mooman> ...300 bucks?
<Mr-Bob> For getting you out of course!
<Mr-Bob> This isnt a free service, son
* Mooman grabs Bob and throws him down the nearest manhole
<Mr-Bob> Nooo!
<Mooman> And that, is, as they say, that.
* Mr-Bob falls down the manhole they started from, landing in a pool of rotten custurd, and body bits
* Mooman struts off into the sunset, whistling happily
* Cope cues "Always look on the Bright Side of Life"
<Mooman> *credits roll*This Mooman and Bob adventure was brought to you be keenspace and scrumtuckles. Drink scrumtuckles , f*ckers!!!
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